Kerry Chameleon

Kerry Chameleon
(Parody of Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon")
by Kevin L. Kitchens

Vietnam was just one step on your way.
You've been telling your big lies since that day.
You're a man... without conviction.
In the wind... you always blow
The tales you tell are full of fiction
You flip and flop...
You flip and flop...

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
Votes Yes and No.
Votes Yes and No.
He'd sell us to the UN and he'd turn us into France.
He won't get the chance.
He won't get the chance.

You faked three purples hearts and left your tour.
Came back home to States, your plans impure.
Betrayed our troops with horrid fables.
Protested the war to gain your fame.
Our POWs morale was withered.
You helped the Cong...
You helped the Cong...

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
No honor at all.
No honor at all.
Swifties did expose you and your lies begin again.
You will not win.
You will not win.

The most liberal man in the Senate,
You change your mind every minute.
The most liberal man in the Senate,
You change your mind every minute.

You're a man... without conviction
In the wind... you always blow
Out more fibs all full of fiction
You flip and flop
You flip and flop...

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
Votes Yes and No
Votes Yes and No
He'd sell us to the UN and he'd turn us into France.
He won't get the chance.
He won't get the chance.
Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
No honor at all.
No honor at all.
Swifties did expose you and your lies begin again.
You will not win.
You will not win.
Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
It's time to go.
It's time to go.
After the election, don't try to pull a Gore.
It's Bush for four more!
It's Bush for four more!

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