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Ben Shapiro: I've seen the light, and he is Kerry!: "I believe! I used to walk in darkness, until one day a savior was born in the west wing of a military hospital in Colorado. For years he wandered the earth, seeking those in pain, healing those wounded by the injustices of the Vietnam War. He used the wealth of women to help the meek by seeking his own slot in the United States Senate. And now he's running for president, praise be to God!

Because, you see, John Edwards convinced me, one bright, fine day, that John Kerry could heal. Heal, you hear? "When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again," the Southern prophet told a group of true believers. "