Tales of Our First Black President

Someone is trying to canonize President Bill Clinton?

Let us pray:

Our Saint Clinton, who art in New York,
Hollywood be thy name.
Thy term be done, thy book My Life be read
on Earth, as it is in the New York Times.
Give us this day advice how to beat Bush,
and deliver us from the evil Republicans.
Holy Saint Clinton, Son of Arkansas,
who hast signed into law "Confederate Flag" and "Robert E. Lee" days,
pray for us Democrats,
for thou art the patron saint of the Democratic Party.
(And please hide the Democratic Party's racist past from African Americans lest they demand us to apologize and they demand reparations from us.)
Amen.

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