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"Ah, and good old UPN (U Pick a Negro)! What with 'The Parkers,' 'Girlfriends,' 'Half and Half' and 'One on One,' we get the opportunity to act a fool twice a week! Who needs high drama when you've got coons, mammies and oversexed jezebels to laugh at for hours at a time? "